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OMG PLZ GET TO KNOW ME. I SWEAR I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A PIECE OF SHIT.

That photo may or may not be from my time at CSP-SATF at Corcoran, inside of a level 3 double cell. My name is Jereh Lubrin. I'm an ex-convict with the desire to still be useful. I'm a Marine Reservist with an OTH discharge and a shitcanned correctional officer. I've compiled a list of frequently asked questions that I get when confronted. Eventually, I'll give more context on my viewpoints through a video essay or something. I'm not saying that no one's perfect, but what I am saying is that I'm deliberately nowhere near it. See ya around..
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2017 - initial conviction

  • 2nd degree murder (15 years-to-life)

2024 - successful appeal, plea deal https://archive.ph/P9H4g

  • voluntary manslaughter (time served)

Suicide is pathetic. I knew I was getting out somehow. Also, that's gay and retarded.

I will never answer that question.

  • 2015 - We deliberately entered a NOT GUILTY plea.
  • 2017 - After the guilty verdict, but before sentencing. Silent.
  • 2019 - Actively sought relief under the direct appeal process.
  • 2017-2024 - Possible remorse became evidence for possible parole board.
  • 2024 - Successful appeal. Accepted a plea deal. Silent.

Yes.

Sure.

No.

Fund the police. Torture pedophiles. Rapists need to get raped in prison.

Yes.

I have always stayed quiet because I thought the Marines, at the time, didn't really look too kindly if their members ran their mouth. I always wanted to be in law enforcement. So yeah, I stayed quiet.

But then.. 2015 happened. We plead the 5th. There's only one article where one of us said something. After that, it was just a waiting game of shutting the fuck up

After all was said and done, we got out in 2024-ish. I gave myself until now, a year and some months, (1/31/2026) to really test if I like hiding under a rock like every other fucked-off/shitcanned law enforcement officer. I don't like it. I like being free.

Yes.

I have many friends in prison that I prioritize.

I do not care what their sick twisted past is. They are my people.

Some never deserve to get out. All of them deserve to suffer.

I'll be there for them because they were there for me.

No.

If you did the crime, do the time.

Suffer.

Nope.

Every single article written about me worked in my favor.

Great reporting. The media really did a good job showing how much THE INMATES needed to rape, stab, and kill me.

Yes.

Yes.

One could have destroyed the other. These were two timelines that were moving in parallel. Both related, but different.

  • The moment you get convicted after a jury trial, you unlock the ability to appeal
  • If you are a life-sentenced (non-LWOP) inmate, you have to go through the parole board process

Thank God the appeal went through.

No.

I am actually worse.

I knew better and I know better.

And I know exactly why my decision is what it is.

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