GREEN-WEENIED MARINE RESERVIST. SHIT-CANNED SANTA CLARA COUNTY CORRECTIONAL DEPUTY

Being called a piece of shit sucks monkey dick, especially because the only freedom-preserving thing for me to do is bend over and take it  up the ass like a bitch. Negative opinions really chap my ass. I don’t like them, but I acknowledge them. Every, any, and all of them. I accept the public record as it stands whether it be the courts or the news media. I accept the trial outcomes, especially the appellate one. Thank you, Santa Clara County, for the settlement. I have blind trust in our system, especially the criminal justice system. It is the system that shall set you free.

Jereh Lubrin